Someone left a watermelon on their doorstep overnight. Nobody lives in that house. : r/mildlyinteresting

XKCD/2016_04.csv at master · TheReddKing/XKCD · GitHub

Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep : r/BrandNewSentence

Someone left a watermelon on their doorstep overnight. Nobody lives in that house. : r/mildlyinteresting

Works for me : r/NonPoliticalTwitter

Speaking of Idaho - Rick Just

At last, a gloriously unregimented mom shares stories and strategies that help other highly distractible moms run a genuine, joyful, and successful

If I'm Diapering a Watermelon, Then Where'd I Leave the Baby?

The Christmas Watermelon: When the Seeds of Hate Land on Your Doorstep, by Cathleen Falsani, Nonce & Happenstance

If you found a watermelon sitting right at your front door, what would be your first action? : r/AskReddit

Man selling watermelons on the side of the road; sign reads Water Melon.

Mildly interesting: Three out of eleven balls to land in my yard / hit my house this summer appear to belong to the same player : r/golf

Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever. Well lust wanna that ahuce fan. - iFunny